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No waiters, no tipping, and free napkins!

In Reply to: A Family Restaurant? posted by Andrea on January 20, 19100 at 11:45:53:

Andrea: In my two and a half years at McDonalds I have successfully resuscitated a heroin overdose victim in my car park, had a drug-realted death occur in my dining room and have been subjected to armed robbery. And you call this a family restaurant?

Hugh: That's pretty good. It makes my experiences of puddles of drunken vomit in the parking lot, fellatio in the bathrooms, donnybrooks among customers and employees, grafitti on every imaginable surface, and the homeless man who froze to death on the doorstep pale in comparison. When customers complained about the lousy service, I'd sometimes hand them an employment application, and ask: "Care to help us out?" I never got any takers, and only occasionally got cursed out for my trouble.

Hugh Morris

Follow Ups:

• A minor victory for any Maccas employee who has ever been abused by a customer. Andrea Australia January 31 19100 (3)
  • Hehehehe! I wish I had the guts to do that Fiona McKinley Australia February 23 19100 (0)
  • More winning lines! Hugh Morris Stuttering John and John the Stutterer USA January 31 19100 (1)
    • The police are always frequenting our store. Andrea Australia February 01 19100 (0)