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at least they've got a shithouse!
Posted by: Paul ( Utopian Anarchist Party, USA ) on July 23, 1997 at 10:20:23:
In Reply to: McShit posted by gill on December 11, 1996 at 00:44:48:
: McDonald has the best toilets; maybe not the best but they are
: there and they usually work. This is not an excuse for eating
: their miserable and sick food however; instead a better idea is
: to save up your bowel movements and deposit them in McD's.
I agree, I would NEVER eat the shit McDonald's serves, but when I am in town and need to TAKE a shit, I always look for a fast food restaurant. If they lock the bathrooms to keep out the homeless, I threaten to tell the health dept,(after all, I am sure they would call the cops if I just took a dump on the sidewalk in front), but this is rarely necessary. Usually, if you just brazenly go up to the counter, passing through an area where people are eating, they will give it to you to avoid trouble. McDonald's may be a shithouse of a restaurant, but at least they've got a shithouse!
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