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The Evil Grimace Underground Network

In Reply to: band from civilization posted by Dan on January 15, 1998 at 14:47:12:

Yes, it is true. Sadly it makes our world turn round, our minds go mad, and some other stuff that I don't know about. What is it? It is the underground network of grimace, the fat, purple, pear shaped one. This underground network consists of many tunnels and tubes in which Grimace lives and thrives. In his evil domain the mcnuggets and the Fry kids are secret messenges. They are what goes BUMP in the night. They implant the microchips into children's heads which allow the pyscic (can't spell) bond with Grimace. little do you know, but everynight, when you go to sleep, you visit the EGUN (evil grimace underground network). You simply walk out of your house and climb into the sewer. His pyscic bond tells you how to get the rest of the way. When you arrive he begins the brainwashing. telling you that Mcdonalds is healthy, delicious, and the such. Then you willingly stuff yourself with Mcdonalds food. That is what causes the obesity problems in America today, too much Mcdonalds.
Richard Simmons has a deal with Grimace. Richard convinces people that they can loose the weight, while Grimace secretly make sure you can't. Now both have jobs, and make money. EVIL! EVIL EVIL EVIL!
Every X-mas he visits you too. The man behind the big red suit is actually the big purple grimace. Yes, it's true.
Grimace also has a contract with PBS. he actually takes all the donated money and uses it to upgrade and spread his evil network, poisoning not just the USA with Mcdonalds Mcmeals, but the entire world!!!!

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