I hate burgers!
I hate big burgers.
I hate little burgers.
I hate burgers with cheese, I hate burgers with bacon,
i hate burgers with bacon and cheese, I hate burgers with pineapple,
I hate burgers without pinaapple, I hate burgers with or without beetroot,
i hate burgers with the lot,
I hate burgers with nothing but meat,
I hate burgers that come wrapped in paper,
I hate burgers that come in styrofoam packaging,
I hate burgers that fall to pieces when you take your first bite,
I hate burgers that stay together to the very last bite, i hate open burgers,
I hate closed burgers,
I hate burgers with stupid names,
i hate burgers that are just called burgers,
I hate burgers that drip sauce everywhere,
I hate burgers that don't,
I hate burgers that fill you up,
I hate burgers that taste like you've just eaten air,
I hate burgers that are sloppy, I hate burgers that aren't...in fact....I %&#@ing hate burgers!!!