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Even More Hatred

In Reply to: Hatred posted by Slab on November 18, 1996 at 10:39:42:

: I hate burgers!
: I hate big burgers.
: I hate little burgers.
: I hate burgers with cheese, I hate burgers with bacon,
: i hate burgers with bacon and cheese, I hate burgers with pineapple,
: I hate burgers without pinaapple, I hate burgers with or without beetroot,
: i hate burgers with the lot,
: I hate burgers with nothing but meat,
: I hate burgers that come wrapped in paper,
: I hate burgers that come in styrofoam packaging,
: I hate burgers that fall to pieces when you take your first bite,
: I hate burgers that stay together to the very last bite, i hate open burgers,
: I hate closed burgers,
: I hate burgers with stupid names,
: i hate burgers that are just called burgers,
: I hate burgers that drip sauce everywhere,
: I hate burgers that don't,
: I hate burgers that fill you up,
: I hate burgers that taste like you've just eaten air,
: I hate burgers that are sloppy, I hate burgers that aren't...

: in fact....I %?@ing hate burgers!!!

OH ya. Well I hate cheese.
I hate all kinds of cheese.
I hate cheese that goes on anything.
I hate cheese that goes on nothing.
I just hate all linds of cheese.
I am worning you all.
If you eat cheese you are going to get the cheese diseas and die from constapation. You will be so pluged up when you die that they will have to put your rotting courps in an air tight chamber 50 feet under ground. Before you die your body will be expanded 3 times its normal size bacause of all the poop inside of you. So I am telling the world the apocolips is comeing and with cheese. SO DON'T EAT THE CHEESE!!!!!!

• Cheese sucks

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