Robert, chip off the old block,Robert:...One can see all of the peace, harmony, and perfect symbiosis in the state-run schools these days, and that's what scares folks.
DADDIO: If students are randomly blowing each others brains out then they are "behaving like animals" and if students are living in peace, harmony, and symbiosis they are "behaving like animals". Not much of a choice their Bob ol' boy. To the extent that all behavior is some combination of harmonious and inharmonious action, you've left no possibility for humans to behave like anything other than animals!
Would you like to clear up this little paradox for us with some completely irrelevant biblical quotes?
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Robert: .....O.K. sir. When a mountain lion comes down and raids a chicken coup and devours six chickens, is that then called 1st degree chicken slaughter? (good grief)
DADDIO: No, that's called hunting for food so you can continue living. The animal kingdom equivalent of the Columbine incident would be a lion randomly and wholesale attacking and killing the other members of his pride then tearing his own throat out. Ever hear of such a thing in the animal kingdom? What's the Bible say? I'm sure its crystal clear on this point just like it is on everything else.
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: : DADDIO: ...Can I get that same deal WITHOUT the frontal lobotomy?
Robert: Perhaps the Deal provides needed clarity to a confused man.
DADDIO: Why should it? It sure as hell didn't do that for YOU.
Maybe Jesus just needs to hire some less confused representatives to push this wonderful product. So far, all of their sales pitches smack of massive internal confusion.
