- McJobs and Workers -

Hmmm... Working for McDonald's reminds me of...

... working for Scientology!
But Scientology can do a lot more for you! We have gruelling
12hrs shifts and working conditions that would make Ronald
McDonald blush! But that's not all! After you're done with
work we will further your advancement into becoming a full
blown zombie as we require you to "study" the bullshit
spouted by our founder L Ron Hubbard for another 4 hrs.
There. A sixteen-hour day. Eat your heart out, Ronald, we -
and only we - treat people worse!!

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