Boo-hoo, Mike!  You bet I'd volunteer!  And it will only cost you whatever it costs to inflict the abuse.  I won't ask you to feed or water me, since you probably aren't used to doing that too much anyway.  Now, the question to YOU is:  "Are YOU man enough to take me on?"  I dare P&G to test on the actual subjects that are expected to  purchase their products.  You don't have the guts.  I have lived cruelty-free for many years.  There are countless high quality alternatives to P&G's overpriced, abusive, offensive products.: : As a Procter and Gamble employee, I take offense to the constant criticism of the methods used for the testing of our products.  My only question to you is - Would you (or anyone opposed to this) let us test our products on you?  If so, we would be more than happy to take any volunteers!! 
: Sorry, devoted P&G wageslave, but I get my personal care products from companies that do not test on animals, like Tom's of Maine.  The difference between cruelty-free companies and vicious outfits like P&G
: is that cruelty-free companies actually have principles besides profit at all costs.  They are willing to pay a little more for non-animal tests rather than blinding and poisoning animals.  P&G could become cruelty-free if it wanted to, but it would have to worship something besides the all-mighty dollar to do so.  So, let's all boycott the bastards who run Proctor & Gamble.
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