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Re: Chocspotlight

In Reply to: Re: Chocspotlight posted by Ed Lane on October 16, 1997 at 10:49:17:

Sweet Lord Thornton is my name
I know what's good for Prols
Let them eat my brown stuff
And help to run my Rolls.

Messiah of Chocolate Heaven
Where luxury is no sin
But save the fancy packaging
To put your dentures in.

Substitute for Love and Sex
Is Thorntons, so they say.
So depressed, unloved and impotent
Is how we hope you'll stay.

ps Into the chocolate I blow my nose
In go the bits from between my toes.
And tell your little doggie, don't you cry
But plain chocolate can make you die!

Well, must dash. Got a lot of hungry
shareholders to feed.

Sweet Lord Thornton OBE

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