- McSpotlight -

that false, painted-on grin...

What a brilliant marketing ploy by McDonalds. Right, let's employ a bloke to wear a dirty yellow mac and a satanic red wig and scare the shít out of all the little kiddies! That should sell millions more Big Macs. In fact, no-one's ever going to even consider touching a BK Double Whopper with Cheese again.

Or maybe not.

Remember that advert where he was on the piano? How many children across the world were hiding behind the sofa with me for that?

And that false, painted-on grin...

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