- McLibel -

I thought it was common knowledge...

I have it on good authority that McDonalds have actually been using young children in their burgers. Actually IN them! Apparently, according to my source, McDonald's have been scouting the streets of the Former Yugoslavia in order to enhance the taste if their "Big Mac" products. Seven children were kidnapped from the Kosovo region and in their place was found only a pair of clown shoes and three or four golden arches. It's disgusting. But it's as true as a football is round.

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