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Yeah . . .that's it ... go stare at the sun for a while

In Reply to: Total eclipse posted by Agathoclezzz on August 09, 1999 at 00:59:07:

Yeah . . .that's it ... go stare at the sun for a while. Then when you get back inside, sit on the griddle for a couple minutes.. When you get bored with this, shove your hand in the fryer for a few seconds then, as you're rolling around on the floor and admiring the way your fingers look just like onion rings (which are only sold by BURGER KING, by the way), you can roll right out the door, into the parking lot and under the wheels of the delivery truck that is coming to bring the next supply of complete imbeciles that, hopefully, will not feel it necessary to go outside and look at how dark it is during the day.

Don't take this the wrong way. I'm not trying to be mean.

Well... yes I am actually.

: You've probably heared about the eclipse that will occur in Europe this week, the next total eclips of the sun wont happen until the year 2135 so this is pretty unique, well, McDonalds has forbidden his employees to leave their work and watch the eclips when it's happening right outside!

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