- Kids -Ronald McDonald the child-molesting clown
If we want to reduce the popularity of McMaggots among elementary-school age children(11 and younger) and TOTALLY blunt the clown ads, I would suggest a campaign that would protray the clown as a leering child-rapist hanging onto the fence outside every playground, school, etc. After all, a burger loaded with E. Coli or Mad Cow disease will do a child far more damage than some seedy sexual encounter in the woods behind the school could ever dream of. In fact, in the case of Mad Cow disease, all but the most brutal of rapists would do less damage.
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