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Grimace!

This message is in regards to the big purple blob of stuff that is a McCharacter in The wonderful world of McDoldrom Land.
Grimace is the facial expression of a childs first experience at the McMonoculture Utopia. After the facial expression comes the big purple blob up out of little Frieda or Stan's Stomach. It is not something to be feared or sick about but a nice friendly fun thing to play with. It is the original happy meal. That sick feeling you get kids isn't actually sickness it is euphoria and you feel it because you will soon be creating a new friend to play with, Grimace! Also Girls and Boys don't be said if you don't make a grimace you will eventually turn out to look jolly and plump like Grimace does. Just eat at McD's for breakfast lunch and dinner and soon you will be Big frumpy and possibly purple.
Enjoy and remember Grimace is good!!!

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