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So open up and pop us in

Posted by: Captain Carrot ( Vegetables For World Domination, Greenland ) on November 18, 1996 at 19:59:27:

In Reply to: Ode to MacCarrot posted by Carrot on November 08, 1996 at 07:22:24:

> MacDonalds we love you, we think you're great!
> When will we see a MacCarrot on a plate?
> They are so lovely, tasty and healthy
> They'll make your company ever so wealthy!
> And to top it all were even Orange!

Carrots are long and thin,
Just like another thing,
To ignore us would be a sin,
So open up and pop us in.

Even now I work on the final stages of the McSprout,
a devestatingly disgusting alternative to flesh. Join
me all ye fruits. Gather to me ye vegetables.
Together we can rule the world and keep our human
masters as slaves. Wooohahahahahaha.

The McMarrow too is on the way.

Be observant, and watch your gardens with caution!


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