No Spike isn't in the middle of Australia unless he is under a bloody great rock!Dingo!
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McSpotlight: Do you often need to have jokes explained to you?
(No, we don't have Spike's address. We wouldn't give it out even if we did have it; the guy has a right to privacy. If he wanted hordes and hordes of people bugging him, I daresay he could take out an advert in a national newspaper saying "Spike lives here!". Since he hasn't, why should we?
Sorry.)
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