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NEW threat, the Moon Man

In Reply to: Le mort de Grimace posted by Hugh Morris on December 16, 1998 at 11:26:11:

: Grimace is no longer used in the US, because kids have a bad habit of mistaking him for Barney. McDonald's isn't about to give free advertising to Barney, so Grimace has been exiled.

Operation purple dewdrop has been a complete success... Due to the heroic efforts of a squadron under the command Lt. "Butch" Gomen, and Lt. Jr. Grade Henry Power Storch. We have triumphantly driven the Great Purple Destroyer of Worlds from the country. But be cautious, for this victory is but a temporary one. Grimmace is a recourceful fiend, and he will return. And so we stand ever vigilant as we prepare to face a NEW threat, the Moon Man (McDonald's number one assassin). We send out the call once more for new recruits. We can not combat this evil by ourselves, and although great victories have been won, the casualties have been apalling. Please contact us if you wish to resist the heinous Empire that is McDonalds.

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