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In Reply to: going a bit too far posted by Brian Westerfield on November 14, 1998 at 12:17:41:

: Whoa! I like Grimace, but aren't you going a little too far?? Wait a minute........everything is turning purple....

: I SHALL FOLLOW THE BELOVED GRIMACE TO THE INFERNAL REGIONS OF HADES AND BEYOND.......HAIL PURPLE....

Dear McMafia Drone:

We pity your existance. To devote your life to the gelatenous purple blob of sinster goo, is to devote your soul to evil. The purple one SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!! Already he and his minions have been exiled from the U.S. But we know your diabolical master shall return, stronger than ever, and so we will be prepared to face him. And always remember, we can help to cure the affliction you seem to have developed. If you wish to seek out our help, please contact us.

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