Even when your eyes have turned
to dust beneath the earth,
if you see the world with your heart,
You will have everlasting sight. But woe to you Ronald McDonald,
Woe to you, red haired devil.
For you will be cast into the outer darkness
of Clown Hell,
where you will be forced to eat your make up
and dance to the sound of screaming animals.
Your eternal bed will be a McDonalds restaurant booth
covered in the chewed up pieces of gum from the
chidren you enticed.
Repent now, for the time is drawing near.
