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McMafia on the Move!

Greetings my fellow citizens of earth! As you are obviously aware, given the concerned nature of your posts, McDonalds is a money grubbing, multinational, fascist, food chain. They are cruel to animals, they are cruel to their employees, they harm the environment, and, lets face it folks, their food is just plain bad!

But what you may not know, is that behind this greedy but passive seeming facade of Capitalism, lies another, darker side to the story. The McMafia war machine. Charged with the beating of innocent protesters such as us, they are the most ruthless fighting force this planet has ever seen. They plot, burn, pillage, and otherwise crush any opposing food chains. In the town we live in alone, they have destroyed a Taco Time, a Taco Bell, a Burger King, and the lives of many hungry young innocents. Be warned, they are extremely militant, and will stop at nothing short of world domination.

In parting, fair comrades, I urge you in the strongest sense, please, DO NOT under ANY circumstances feed the war machine by feeding yourself at McDonalds. A carry this information silently in the depths of your heart, or you could be the next casualty of war.

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