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We have had enough of their zany antics!

In Reply to: Gloves are worse! posted by Dan on July 01, 1998 at 09:41:59:

: Please find the thread in the McDonalds "Room". This was explored and we've decided that the wool bits from the gloves would be worse then the germs from bare hands. The employee's from those stores must have been checking this site out. Thank them next time, plus a lot of those gloves dont even have fingers so it would be difficult to work!

I, director of the D.B.S.U.C., am shocked and/or appalled to discover that McDonalds "Restaurants" are still making their employees wear woolen gloves to handle what they reefer to as "food". (I know for a fact that at our top secret bear shark research facility in Wilton CT that they all wear plastic gloves and paper hats.) The replacement of this antiquated system of compiling and distributing meat sandwiches must be placed under immediate comsideration at once! At this moment, (or for those of you who are reading this, "at a past moment") I am organizing a smart-guy committee to schedule a date when we can hold a press conference (closed to the media) to plan a discussion panel meant to formulate some legislation of what can be done about this blatant breach of fast-food security, if and when it involves bears and/or sharks. Burger King should NOT be allowed to toy with society in this manner! We have had enough of their zany antics! Have a nice day.

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