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McShit

message I'm cruisin' down the road
and my stomach is getting old
I feel it coming on
glad to see them arches bold
'cause it's gonna be
a real power dump
and my sphincter's about to fold
so I seek out them golden arches
stop in and drop more than just a dime
'cause McD's is a shithouse o' a restaurant
and a shithouse is what I need
they may be a shithouse of a restaurant
but at least they've got,
I thank all the gods
At least they've got a shithouse!

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