There's been so much "doublespeak" in this war that I feel like
I'm walking through a painting by Dali. The Official Rendering of
Reality is pronounced by the Great Powers to doting techno-scribes who
dutifully paint polkadot cows on a swing.Meanwhile, the massive forces of Democracy are on the march. The
country will be reconstructed following the best and most up to date
democratic methods. Since the "peasants" of the area lack the
necessary sophistication for a true modern democracy, the Great
Western Powers will take it upon themselves to provide a managed
health care plan for this fledgling democracy. These will include (but
not be limited to) managing the banking, currency, resources, trade,
roads, and borders until such time, to be determined by The Great
Western Democracies, that Kosovo may be deemed free enough to join the
other democratic European family members who have broken free of their
colonial past.
God of the West: "And they shall be given 300 channels..."
None.