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I wonder how long it'd take before I'd get kicked out on my ass.

Posted by: Lark on March 04, 19100 at 12:27:08:

In Reply to: I've got the perfect commune for you. posted by MDG on March 03, 19100 at 18:11:20:

: I think you'll like this one. It's called The Farm and was started by a bunch of hippies 30 years ago. It's one of the few hippy-inspired communes still around. You can find out more at The Farm Website.

Cheers man.

: : 'Jail-Bait', no doubt, that's a pain in the ass isnt it? (hey it could become an actual pain the ass if you get imprisoned and sodomised by some big inmate).

: Forget the inmates -- it's their parents you have to watch out for!

Ah, Jewish Mothers must be similar to their irish counterparts.

: : :Israeli women can be painfully beautiful.

: : Your telling me, I've always sympathised with Antonio in Shakesphere's 'Merchant of Venice', you know he falls in love with the Jewish girl? I think the actual israeli's have skin tone and all going for them aswell but the regular ones have that nice nose and all anyway.

: Yeah, it's the olive skin and long curly dark hair. *sigh*

I dont get the blonde is good mindset myself either, hey, arent you married man? You'll get into bother if this this post gets out.

: : :army trucks are a good way to grab a free ride, albeit with very uncomfortable wooden seats.

: : Are you serious man? With the soldiers? Do you have to be an isreali?

: Nope, just a hitchhiker (although I suppose it helps not to be wearing an arab head-dress).

Yeah, I was stoned the other night, told a palistinian the west bank belonged to Isreal (joke, joke, know it's in bad taste before anyone says)

: : : What else? Don't forget to take a dip in the Dead Sea -- it's so salty, you float on top with no effort at all - in fact, going under is a chore, but you wouldn't want to do that anyway. Climb Masada and spend a night under the stars for a really groovy time.

: : The Dead Sea, where you can walk on water like JC.

: You reminded me of what I left out. I went skinny-dipping with the other volunteers in the Sea of Galilee, which is up north and nearby a small, friendly Druse Arab town. Of course everyone tried the JC trick and attempted to walk on the water -- as far as I can recall, only I managed to pull it off :)

And low it is Written that there was a new Messiah...



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