These are some actual answers in term examinations:*The Stone Age Men where very good at making things out of iron.
*Francis of Assisi was a Punk.
*The Normans landed at Heathrow.
*What is necessary for burning to take place?-A piece of toast.
*What way does your diaphragm move when you breath in?-South.
*Shakesphere was only famous because of his plays.
*What would you do if your child threw a tantrum in a shop?-Well you would have to pay for anything it broke.
*What happens when a positive and a negative charge come together?-A New Human being is born.
*What letters appeared at the head of the Cross?-GNVQ
*In Which three countries is German Spoken?-Germany, Switzerland and Australia.
*Hitler was a very nice man-he gave a party for all the nazis
*What was Leonardo Da Vinci famous for?-He was one of the turtles
*Why is spaghetti cooked until it is al dente?-Because sometimes the tins fall off the shelves and get all dented.
