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Is this proof of God's existence?
Posted by: MDG ( USA ) on November 22, 1999 at 18:10:21:
It was reported in the news that a Florida man died under the following circumstances: the man had a "crush" fetish, in which he was aroused by the thought of being crushed. Unfortunately, he was a monstrous human being, in that he produced videos of his girlfriend crushing small animals to death with her feet. He then sold these videos over the internet to fellow sadists (there is, unfortunately, a black market in these horrible videos). Anyway, this man liked to play a sexual game in which he lay inside a ditch covered with a board, while his equally monstrous girlfriend drove a car over him, thereby simulating a near-crush experience. Can you all guess what happened next? That's right: on his last excursion into the sexually weird, the car broke through the board and crushed him to death. Good riddance. Was this a case of divine retribution? I'd like to think so, but even if it wasn't, I still grow all warm and fuzzy at the poetic justice of it all.
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