You know you're in the Twilight Zone when Donald Trump is in a position to be a presidential candidate.Making matters worse is that he'll be representing the Reform Party. While I'm no great fan of the RP, I still -- in spite of 1000 reasons not to be -- am a fan of Jesse Ventura. It's sad when the best politician out there is a libertarian ex-professional wrestler, but God help me, if he was running, I'd vote for him in 2000.
For those of you unfamiliar with Donald Trump, he's a self-satisfied, clueless multi-millionaire whose face always bears the same expression: "I'm a gaping anus." How this man actually exists minute by minute without hurling himself off one of his skyscrapers is beyond me, but then, he wouldn't be the first person to equate personal wealth with personal achievement.
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