: Hugh MorrisMorris: That's me...!
: The gutter is just above your third floor apartment. I know your type, shaded windows double locked doors and plenty of reading material for your enjoyment.
Morris: Sounds like a nice place to live, but mine is a single-family, two-bedroom house that I own free and clear. That, and there is lots of daylight coming through the windows on a clear day. The locks are adequate, but any burglar worth his salt could foil them. But, yes, I do enjoy reading.
:Take your monkey and spank him for all the worthless human beings in your miserable life and then come to the Mcdonalds site and please make some sence for the comman reder of this site who doesn't like the language you seem to extricate from you fowl mouth. There is plenty of sites you visit who are into your social behavior but please not on this SITE!!!!
Morris: Where do I begin? You see, I'll have to type rather slowly, since I only have one free hand...
First, you obviously don't understand satire, so you missed the point of my first post, which was responding to a point broght up by another reader. I'm certainly not going to explain my point to you now; you might not understand. I'd tell you to re-read the entire thread, but you'd only end up telling the other participants to lock themselves in their third floor apartments and choke their chickens.
Second, this isn't even the McDonald's site. I'm surprised the McSpotlighters didn't clue you in.
At least you got the part about worthless human beings right. I agree that most people in the world simply aren't worth knowing. You've managed to confirm that, in your own, dull, little way. However, my life is far from miserable.
Now, Where's My #%$@@^$@ HAND LOTION?
Hugh Morris
None.
