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From the Bill Hicks school of family planning

In Reply to: Unborn babies are real people! posted by shaun on April 08, 1999 at 13:55:45:

My favorite quotes about kids from the greatest comedian that ever lived:

"You're not a person until you're in my phonebook."

"A miracle? You want a miracle? Raise a kid that doesn't talk in the movie theater."

"Men don't want to have children. Any man that says or thinks he wants to have children is no longer a man, but a pussy whipped freak of nature that should be renting Alan Alda movies and buying Micheal Bolton CDs."

- May he rest in peace

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