Hey there Faith. I believe that the testing being done on animals today should instead be conducted on people that are less important than us like gays, prisoners, and the poor. Such experiments could be aired on television and provide hours of educational family entertainment while simultaneously deterring crime, poverty, and gay sex. Live human vivisection could replace old boring anatomy lessons in school and the leftover carcasses could be incorporated into the school lunch program saving tax payers like your parents lots of money. Of course these experiments would have to be accompanied by a well paid narrator that would continually reassure us that the screams of agony and terror emanating from the restrained subjects are merely preprogrammed responses from animated machines that are incapable of real feelings.
Some argue that, due to their selfishness and general lack of appreciation for science, it could be exceedingly difficult to get the parasitic portions of our population to volunteer themselves for these experiments, but I say, if just one life could be saved by the deaths of thousands of others, then its well worth the effort.
Go get'm tiger!
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